Do you also oppose forcing Americans to purchase roads? Schools? Libraries?

If their animals are attacking yours, call animal control and a lawyer for the vet bill. Owners are 100% responsible for their pets.

Yes but hot/warm environments are totally awesome for breeding food-poisoning causing bacteria.

This.

Also forgot: AIDS! Black on white violence! Gays! Single Mothers! Evolution! Communism! SUVs! Drill baby drill!

No props to the person who reported it, he's committed a similar crime by invading the man's privacy and watching those videos when he was supposed to be fixing the laptop.

AC2's story was awesome because of how it tied into actual history.

"Anti-American Muslim Terrorists"

If sex is just about orgasms, then surely there's no difference between sex with someone you love and a random stranger if both result in the same thing?

Easy, then just think of Litres as cubic decimetres!

You do realize that the metric system has measurements for volume as well? Litres?

Man, serious, I used to always use PAM.

Trains are on a fixed route, cars aren't.

I see what you did there.

So, quantity > quality?

Poor kid.

And as a bonus, everyone will want to lick your face!

Emphasize the "k"!

When in doubt, the GOP does what they do best.

"The Abortion-Woman's Right to Know Act"