1) Don’t. Your stupid fucking twitter will still be there after you come back from your European vacation. No one needs a minute by minute update of the shitty hostel you and your retarded friends are staying at.

the gadget guide

Last ditch effort.

When the guy whose life’s work has been devoted to the most sucky thing in the known universe tells you that you suck, he’s probably right.

“Sounds like we need a European conflict to thin the [group] population over there and to boost the world economy” sounds straight out of my favorite game show, “Stormfront or Social Justice”

And now the Patriarchy begins its final play!

That’s rich, coming from a Gawker Media blog.

Japanese

You can’t legally host someone’s stolen sextape either, but that didn’t stop you.

Yes, but Gizmodo gave up any illusion of being a tech blog years ago.

Ilerminaty

I wanna see one of these on every street in America.

Ah yes, more government sanctioned surveillance disguised as an effort to save us from ourselves.

Damn. And here I was hoping they’d create a strong, independent female character by slapping a pair of tits on an already established male character.

Why is this article popping up in Gizmodo “Stories you may be interested in” 9 years after it was originally published?

At this point, it’s just becoming overdone to the point of cliché. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that a lot of the female performers that heavily use vocal fry are also somehow involved with the demon Max Martin.

omg booblplate misogyny

I fully support letting this particular urban myth live on unchallenged in the hopes that it will reduce the amount of insipid stick figure families I see on the road every day.

HAHAHA DAE HITLER WAS A MAN THEREFORE ALL MEN ARE LITERALLY HITLER #FEMINISM #ITSABOUTEQUALITY #KILLALLMEN #2XCHROMOSOMEMASTERRACE

tho