spetrarca86
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Oooh! Something I know something about!

Ah, if only that would have some kind of impact.

#FruitLivesMatter

yootoob is seerius bizniss

Start picking out all the people that are just standing around like mouthbreathing retards and select them for special screening. The mouthbreathers may not pick up on the pattern, but it at least removes them from the queue so the rest of us can get on with our travels.

I think it’s a bit of a give and take.

in b4 claims of misogyny

They fed her before they put her on stage.

Because Max Martin writes her music. They just slap autotune on the fat chick and parade her around like some sort of HAES avenger

Big gulp, five meals, you’re x-large,
bloating up in the world don’t trust no doctor
gotta blame your genes constantly

Pfft...that’s what autotune is for!

Literally the only thing I want to be able to do is dismiss the notification that someone sent me a message. Why even have the Facebook app notify me, or show me that I have a message in the Facebook app if you won’t at least let me acknowledge it so that little red blip doesn’t constantly scream at me from the

Why does your kid have to notify you? Fuck, when I was in school, we had a set dismissal time and a set time when extracurricular activities let out for parent pick up. Is this generation of parents so laissez faire with their kids that they can’t be bothered to adhere to a schedule?

Can I stage a 100 men masturbating as a counter protest?

Having so many messaging apps just seems needlessly redundant.

As long as it remains a standalone app whose basic features I can’t access from the main Facebook app, I will never use any part of Facebook messaging.

Keyword: Alleged.

To her credit, I only had to give her one.

To her credit, I only had to give her one.

Or be like my girlfriend and walk nose first into the closed door on your way out of the dark bathroom.

Or be like my girlfriend and walk nose first into the closed door on your way out of the dark bathroom.