More like Captain Boostraps, amirite fellow progressives?

Referencing a female character’s chest is sexist, you fucking pig.

What about that time Steve Rogers gave everyone in the trailer park crabs?

Whether you think reddit is a place to post silly cat gifs and learn about your favorite niche topics, or is a place of rampant anti-woman, anti minority, anti non-binary sentiments, or is a liberal cuckold sjw stronghold with a penchant for censorship, this is scary. I’m appalled there’s only 15 comments on this…

“It’s not that I eat too much, it’s genetics!”

wat

How does being poor compel them to eat more calories than they burn?

Sometimes I don’t get off, sometimes she doesn’t get off. Shit happens. We still had fun trying...

I wish, for the good of humanity, we could summarily execute people that put their dogs in baby carriers and carry them around like some kind of barking, untrained fashion accessory.

Move Free Joint Health delivered to your front door, you might have a bigger problem on your hands.

I want to get off Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride now please

Aw man, knowing they planned to kill him and they didn’t, coupled with the ridiculous headcanon “Poe is gay” stuff floating around, I’m now sorely disappointed I won’t be able to collect tumblr tears of anguish over killing off Poe.

#JusticeForTay

Luckily, he’ll probably try and liquidate the government’s assets once he realizes he doesn’t run the Oval Office like he does the Board Room, be told, “No, sir, you can’t do that either,” and move onto his next thing within days of his inauguration.

Why, if I didn’t know any better, I’d think the author of this post were advocating for segregation based on one’s skin color.

They’re also incredibly racist, according to some.

Frig, off, Rick!

“Microsoft’s racist twitter bot”

“No, we’re pretty sure that’s what you want.” - Microsoft.