Sorry, but I really don’t get the appeal of “DO THE THINGS FAST!”. This just seems...why? It’s not a test of human dexterity, it’s not a test of skill...you’re programming a machine to do something quickly...I just don’t see how it’s notable.

The same Rick Rubin responsible for egging on Metallica’s last couple of studio abortions?

9001/10 would read for the first time again

oh my god did someone actually cast that chick from g4 to do something other than stand there looking pretty with her tits out baiting nerds with delusions of sexual grandeur into buying something?

Not even the slightest. He’s the President, not the Emperor God-King. Anything they want to do still has to go through Congress, and Congress won’t budge so much as a nanometer for either of these naive fucking buffoons.

This is really helping. Why, I can’t even remember the last time we had a terrorist attack! Thanks, Twitter!

All I can say at this point is that it gives off a smell.

what exactly is the right step to take?

And here I thought the fantasy train had reached its maximum output with Trump thinking he could actually be President. Looks like this ridiculous train just got a fresh belly full of coals!

Given how many people go hungry in the United States each year, it’s clear something needs to change. Perhaps the US should look to France and take some inspiration in what its doing.

A woman? Being a villain? Tempted by the Dark Side? Sir, I’ll have you know that here at io9, we’ll have none of your misogynistic fantasies!

Before The Force Awakens, few characters were as anticipated as Captain Phasma. Then she gave up everything she stood for in a heartbeat. It was a weak showing for the First Order leader, so Episode VIII has to redeem her.

I think a lot of people hate on BBT because it hits too hard too close to home for them.

I like Big Bang Theory because when my girlfiend turns it on it signals to me that my girlfriend is content to curl up on top of me and fall asleep so I can play some vidya

And his buddes, Blackie and Red?

What the fuck is wrong with people that they’re actually paying for this fucking drivel?

What’s the deal with TFU? Did Lucas just unilaterally hate it?

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size.

Cool, more fearmongering.

It’s an Apple problem. Swiftkey was fantastic on my Android device until I uninstalled it this morning.