Right, because even in your utopian society where banning guns suddenly makes every human being’s aggressive tendencies disappear, the guns won’t disappear overnight.

What does it say about us that the second most popular YouTube video this year is an out-and-out advertisement, and two of them are promo footage for Kimmel?

That’s not quite right. You’ve got to serve it on a crust made of cardboard.

That’s not quite right. You’ve got to serve it on a crust made of cardboard.

She’s only half Mexican, she didn’t want her white half getting accused of cultural appropriation.

...which is funny, because, even when given ironically, an award for fulfilling your basic responsibilities as a human is pretty much the most childish thing imaginable.

“But meritocracy is _____ism!”

Sir, excuse me sir, SIR! Sir, we don’t tolerate that kind of level headed thinking around here, we’ve got an agenda to advance.

Came here to say this. I assume, of course, if there were an “acceptable” amount of female supporting characters it would be “Look at all these female characters killed off screen in the original Star Wars trilogy.”

Or maybe he just wants to talk sports on a sports blog and not politics on a sports blog?

“Mr. Brady is ‘generally aware’ of Mr. Trump’s campaign to refuse all Muslim immigrants, and it is this reporter’s finding that such awareness translates to complicitness.”

Y’all mothafuckas need manners

Pulling apart a $2 CVS alarm clock and repackaging it in a suspicious looking case doesn’t make you intelligent. It makes you dishonest at best.

“Technology careers need to be friendlier and more welcoming to women!”

Can we just be done with twitter? It’s the most banal fucking thing we as a society have ever created.

Gentrification is erasing Martian society

It was also a tech blog.

This is a tech blog. If you want to get into a PC piss fest, Gawker is more suited to you.

Once you’re marked, you’re marked.

8. Hiring an incompetent person as CEO because MUH DUHVERCITY

“If fulfilled”