justify drinking before 10am

WOAH WOAH WOAH, HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR PRIVILEGE TODAY MISS? YOU THINK I’M GONNA LET YOU RUN AROUND IN THESE COMMENTS WITH A CASE OF UNCHECKED PRIVILEGE?

don’t boldly declare, that you refuse to go down on us bc *icky*, when you want us to do you the favor.

Yeah gotta admit I fuckin’ love eating pussy. My girl’s even commented that I have a bigger smile on my face when I’m done down there than after I bust. There’s something about just getting her off that way that...yeah I dunno man I just love it

You don’t want a gamepad. You want an Apple Approved Siri Remote Control.

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Just tell them that simply by virtue of being white every action they take (even autonomous ones) are acts of racism, sip your mocha soy latte upside down 3 with 2.33333333333333............ packets of raw sugar, flip the macbook your daddy bought you with his Patriarchy Bucks shut, and walk away, smugly confident in…

Heh. I really only posted that because I’m do recall this shitty rag doing nothing but calling critics of DmC “close minded entitled manbabies,” (I’m paraphrasing, of course).

Excuse me but those games are old and outdated and how dare you not recognize the clear superiority of Tameem Antonianedieesnenseses’ DmC Devil may Cry as the cinematic, visual, action oriented, stylish free form (especially the parts where you’re forced to use a specific subset of weapons on specific enemeis)…

Because the brain processes and stores your skill when you’re sleeping. If I had a dollar for every time I spent hours trying to take o a boss in Dark Souls only to say, “fuck it, I’m going to bed,” and wake up the next morning and completely mop the floor with said boss(es), I’d have....I dunno...maybe like $23?

Choke on a syphillitic cock, pewdiepie.

Remember Final Fantasy IV/II?

EXCUSE ME SIR BUT MY TWITCH FOLLOWERS DEMAND LE MOST EPIC OF LE MOST DIFFICULT LELEVELS. NO FUN, ONLY WORLD RECORDS

This is, without a doubt, the dumbest arms race, ever. And I play Dark Souls.

“This only shows a small slice in time of what happened. I’d like to know morebefore passing judgment.”

Instead of appearing in Toyota commercials, you’re appearing at local pachinko parlors.

Sweet. Merry Christmahnannakwaanzakuh, dad.

Sweet. Merry Christmahnannakwaanzakuh, dad.

Can’t he just accuse the Saints of using deflated footballs?

I will take Google’s naming scheme over Apples pretentious shit any day of any week.

Sounds like they could use a safe space