In my next life I would like to look like Zendaya. Is that wrong?

I’m not particularly attractive, but I “get away with” not wearing makeup by not giving a flying fuck.

I don’t think Adele cares, tbh. She stans for both Beyonce and Rihanna openly. I’m sure she’s gonna get her whole entire life watching the performances.

Or he is just an huge, narcissistic asshole who thinks he is entitled to whatever pleasure is in front of him. I’m pretty sure if his wife was a plain looking woman who had a normal job and stayed in the background, he would still be looking for strange in all the wrong places.

ew no. what a douchebag.

I don’t like when they go on DWTS because I think it’s below them, that show is for has-been and have not been.

If you don’t know what it is, then how do you know it missed the mark?

it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so

Nah, different person. This movie is about President Barack Obama, not the right-wing conspiracy fantasy Obama that makes Foxbots spooge.

Are his movies so good that people are willing to use technicalities to rationalize his grossness?

You know how when you get fake tits they take awhile to settle out of your neck?

You’re preaching to the choir on this one. I also can’t stand Schumer.

Ozzie curries Sharrons favor over naan.

You’d be surprised:

In what sad universe is salad a cheat food?! That actually made me a little sad for her. Food is supposed to be enjoyed!

The man straight up and down married his adopted daughter. Like how is there even a debate about this?

Eh, boring is one of the best ways for a child star to end up.

Fuck could Hilary Duff possibly get MORE boring?

Omg u guize, Woody Allen has been the victim all along. Victimized by children he touched sexually. That poor, poor man.