Stringer Bell? I believe you mean STACKER PENTECOST.

Is it weird that the thing I'm most bothered by is the magic realism dream-talking? ILLNESS IS NOT A FUCKING SUPERPOWER. Like, honestly, I understand why most of the sick people on TV and in film are unbelievably beautiful; it is a LOT to ask from an actor or actress to go through actual physical wasting for a role.…

Welp, that settles it. Nick's marketing department spends the entire day snorting ground-up sea sponge. That's the only possible explanation for how badly they are fucking up the marketing of this show.

One thing I've always liked about Teen Wolf is that the villains are very rarely outright trying to kill the protagonists. They're always after something else. Peter and Matt were after revenge, Gerard survival, Deucalion wanted to expand his pack, Jennifer wanted strength to defeat him, hell, even the Nogitsune got…

Consequences, damn it! I can't harsh on the season quite this much, as I was generally entertained while watching it, especially this episode which I actually really enjoyed, but I definitely share the feeling that this season didn't really go anywhere. Nothing changed. All the villains are still around. The only…

This game was so fucking majestic, but such a huge part of the narrative was your participation, the slow realization that you, the player, are complicit in something horrible, something that initially seems almost heroic. I don't know how a movie can capture that feeling.

I thought this episode was way better than last week's, because we are finally back to something resembling intrigue. PAYOFF. PAYOFF IS HAPPENING. We finally get payoff to Scott keeping the money with a really nice moment between him and his mom. We get payoff for Stiles's money issues and the attempted murder at…

The hilarious thing to me is that now adult females are the single biggest demographic in gaming. Despite the desperate dudebro attempts to keep the womenfolk out of the clubhouse, ladies are deciding that they quite like gaming and will be doing plenty of it with or without male cooperation. These jerks are waging…

The Fault in Our Avatars

No one needed to mention it. You can plainly see it.

There is much to love about this finale, and much to celebrate, but there is one thing in particular I want to comment on: the MUSIC. The Track Team has always been great, but they just outdid themselves with these two episodes. The score during Jinora's anointing as a master just completely floored me. It was the…

My problem with this movie is an odd one: they changed the last words.

I think he meant in response to the movie. The movie technically started production in 2010, but languished in development hell until October of last year— right around the time the zeitgeist around the TFIOS movie really took off and just after it finished filming. So while it wasn't a strict case of…

As for Parrish, him being a Phoenix seems a bit silly to me because in mythology, the Phoenix has only ever been a bird. It's not a human or a shapeshifter. All the other monsters on the show had the ability to assume human form in their original mythologies, so Parrish being a Phoenix would just be Teen Wolf…

Meredith is someone I would not have guessed, so for now, I'm satisfied with being shocked. Season 2 did the same thing with Matt; he had little-to-no relevance to the plot other than providing a camera and being vaguely creepy towards Allison. He was revealed as the Master at the end of episode 9, which was…

For me, the thing that made this episode was that Tenzin was making an absolute chump out of Zaheer. He could barely hold his own, getting knocked around constantly and failing to land even a single hit without the help of his crew. Zaheer said it himself: he met a TRUE airbending master, and he did not measure up.

I'm like 95% sure that the only reason Peter wants Scott alive is so Peter can kill him himself and become the alpha again. Whatever wolf-steroids he's taking to get his strength back were likely taken in preparation for the coming showdown. The Benefactor may be this season's Big Bad, but I'm pretty sure this…

When I was little, I spent every Wednesday at my grandmother's house watching a small selection of movies. There were a few that I could never get tried of; Mrs. Doubtfire was one of them. It always made me laugh. Honestly, it still does.

This is what makes me think that if Peter's not the Benefactor, he's heavily involved with them, because the only excuse for her name being Malia Hale is that someone wants her true parentage to come to light.

I appreciated the ingenuity of this episode, but they're burning through villains too fast. The monster/assassin-of-the-week format does not serve this show well. I've always liked how Teen Wolf takes time to build up its threats, but the Benefactor isn't a threat. He's just the guy summoning the threats. The…