Anything that adds variety to the movies and stories being made is good. I’m still bored witless with the White Man, side kick and bland girlfriend movie.

I try to do this, but I’m so used to weaving through crowds efficiently (I used to do security at one of the largest malls in the country... mad crowds that had to be negotiated quickly ) that I forget that I don’t need to side step, weave and twirl around people. The only exception is when I was hauling the oxygen…

WHY IS THIS SUCH A THING!! I really started noticing it more and more in the past few years. Not a day goes by without some guy acting like he owns 80% of the sidewalk/subway seat/narrow doorway that we’re both occupying.

Ooh I did this in Rome once. Advice to the ladies - do NOT do this in Rome. The gentleman who ran into me turned around and shoved me, hard. Fuck that guy.

No one ever moves for me! No women not men! I think it’s bc I’m 5'. People think I require no space and take the space that is rightfully mine.

I do this, too. They move out of my way.

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

YES

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

Oh my god is Kanye actually a six year old? Protip: If you don’t like booty play live your life but if someone implies you do don’t go on a multi tweet tirade about how you totally don’t. One snarky tweet will suffice, but now the yeezus doth protest too much.

A man who probably likes fingers in his butt felt the need to tell millions of strangers that he doesn’t like fingers in his butt!! Yes, it’s officially comedy now.

Somehow Kanye’s latest tweets pushed this whole thing from sad and trashy and kind of gross to high comedy for me.

Uhhh, isn't emotional distress part of the job description when you decided to become a police officer? It is literally your job to handle distressing situations. It's also the defense apologetics use when explaining why it's okay for you to kill unarmed civilians. This is an extra step of awful.

Queen.

Beautiful that so many are reaching out to help; but, really, this onus should not be on public citizens. This is the reason we pay taxes; and the reason that the Republicans’ small government chorus does not and cannot work. We need government agency; and for exactly this.

Her plan to call “Berry and Stevie and Smokey”

I think the point is just to put across, I”M RICH ENOUGH TO GET AWAY WITH DRESSING THIS UGLY.