Oh my god is Kanye actually a six year old? Protip: If you don’t like booty play live your life but if someone implies you do don’t go on a multi tweet tirade about how you totally don’t. One snarky tweet will suffice, but now the yeezus doth protest too much.

A man who probably likes fingers in his butt felt the need to tell millions of strangers that he doesn’t like fingers in his butt!! Yes, it’s officially comedy now.

Somehow Kanye’s latest tweets pushed this whole thing from sad and trashy and kind of gross to high comedy for me.

Uhhh, isn't emotional distress part of the job description when you decided to become a police officer? It is literally your job to handle distressing situations. It's also the defense apologetics use when explaining why it's okay for you to kill unarmed civilians. This is an extra step of awful.

Queen.

Beautiful that so many are reaching out to help; but, really, this onus should not be on public citizens. This is the reason we pay taxes; and the reason that the Republicans’ small government chorus does not and cannot work. We need government agency; and for exactly this.

Her plan to call “Berry and Stevie and Smokey”

I think the point is just to put across, I”M RICH ENOUGH TO GET AWAY WITH DRESSING THIS UGLY.

Doesn’t say anything about rinsing on this label:

Hey, what the view like up there? We must all be teeeny tiny from that far away. Bring your reality a bit closer to ours and we can talk about the actual circumstances he wrote about, instead of nitpicking over one tiny detail like a complete smallminded asshole.

Then why do Dentists have you rinse at the end of a teeth cleaning? Also I just looked at my toothpaste it definitely says you should rinse. I think you need to reread your label. You don’t need much fluoride to keep your teeth healthy.

Idiot goes full idoit on kinja. Film at 11.

People can’t be expected to carry jugs of water from buildings that are miles away.

Wow....You can’t possibly be serious with this comment...Can you?

Quick, go tell the people of Flint. You’re a goddamn hero!

Whoa, you missed the point so hard. It might not be a bad idea to be a little generous with the water accounting.

First, I think you’re missing the point. It’s a small amount.

Yep. She seems to be doing what she wants now too (like her Tony Bennett collabs.) It is super hard to be successful and stay successful in the music industry. I can’t fault Kesha or Gaga or any of them really for riding a gimmick. Gimmicks are what make you stick in someone’s mind for better or worse. Even Adele and…