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Spencer Wisch
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By all accounts the only thing the Knicks have done competently is evaluate European players. I am more than willing to give Ntilinkina a chance.

Drafting Frank was clearly a move spurned on by Clarence Gaines, the scout who is responsible for kp and Willy being knicks. How about we let the kid play a single game before we write him off as a bust?

EXIT INTERVIEW.

The greatest trick Phil Jackson ever pulled was to convince James Dolan he wanted to stay.

I find this promotion strange. Wasn’t the whole point of building that new stadium so white people can run away from non-white people?

Fuuuuuck

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

Maybe she didn’t see that he wound up with the ball?

My team traded everyone’s favorite superstar for an unproven 2nd year player, a torn ACL, a 7 ft finnish guy that can’t play defense, and $3.5 million in cash.

Former Bulls fan checking in. I turned off ESPN at around the 7th pick and picked up a new habit called “binge drinking.” Then I flipped on a wonderful English film called “Attack the Block” and followed that up with the first episode of the Prison Break revival on FOX. The latter was dreadful, but at least it helped

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

It’s the equivalent of wearing golf cleats on the court in pickup basketball.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

Can we just play through this Presidency?

I was making an obscure Seinfeld reference. I think Keith is great, and I would love to hear the shit he says between innings all the time.

Why is there a toad sitting next to Louie CK?

When are the Yankees going to ever catch a break?