I think the Sklars are hilarious! The one, he wears glasses so he can't see the $1.49 chicken nuggets are clearly a better deal than two Whopper meals for $10!

More important, Mark Proksch is back. Just in time to ease my On Cinema withdrawal.

You're so full of shit. Lenny and Squiggy were NEVER funny.

So? He's a teenager, that's when you learn about stuff. Is he supposed to be born knowing who Dylan is? Or even more arcane, the context of why his "going electric" was such a big deal 52 years ago?

Plagiarist! You stole that from Wavy Gravy.

Mott street, you say? I'd wager it's Saucy Jack, the Applesauce Strangler.

Is MSNBC still some Microsoft/NBC joint venture? That seems so quaint and early 2000s, just like all the warnings that Microsoft was an evil empire that would rule the world.

Could you imagine showing these screenshots to an actual cowboy from the late 19th century? I bet you'd have to cut it short because he'd smell terrible.

The bad news is there won't be the same retro futuristic mid-20th century space-age charm. On the bright side, today's artisanal millennials will know how to jar their own pickles and jams for survival.

You say you're fine. I say "Do Not Wan."

Speaking of Seger and cool, the end of American Pop, where the supposedly cool 1970s drug-dealing Lower East Side musician is supposed to be the hottest thing happenin' in the music world and then plays a Bob Seger song, is very silly.

I never figured out why but for some reason the Silver Bullet Band isn't popular in werewolf country.

Without engaging in any sort of anonymous Google data based research I think it's safe to estimate most songs about loving "rock n' roll" from the 70s onwards are crap.

The white horse being seen on camera was an accident, it was on its way to the Blade Runner reboot.

His chain of Twin Peaks restaurants are pretty much nothing BUT creepy sexualized violence.

I just vote for whoever the Log tells me to.

Ginnifer Goodwin: Spelling her name weird.
Morrissey: Being preachy.
Richard Wagner: Creating epic German opera about godlike beings 200 years ago, having the same name as my State Farm insurance agent.

2013's Ramona and Yeezus was a return to form.

But it is considered common courtesy to leave six and a half passive-aggressive audio cassettes.

He'll probably sell that severance for dimes on the dollar to one of those places that buys out lottery and lawsuit winners.