Just cause Brady was suspended, you think he doesn’t deserve a pre-season game?

Bear cubs in unfamiliar territory. Humans to the rescue!

Stealing from the rich to give to the po’boys.

This seems like a perfect segue into a story about the lack of minorities working in NFL front offices.

Nailed it.

Over Bloody SummerSlam Ending

Poor guy. Now he may have to suffer the indignity of the cone for a couple of weeks so he doesn’t chew off the bandage.

Germans have a weird affinity for red and black color schemes.

That haircut is business in the back, Megan’s Law in the front.

He was talking about the people who order it.

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

And to think all of you pearlclutchers didn't even want them there in the first place.

I don’t think it’s a bit much. For example, I would probably still watch The Daily Show if she’d replaced Jon Stewart instead of that no-talent ass-clown that is currently ruining that show.

The last time anyone gave a fuck about the Dolphins is when Ace Ventura rescued Dan Marino.

Its was like the Temple of Doom for that insect

I always thought Subaru marketed to lesbians. I guess bears also picked up on the subversive gay friendly advertising.