The ranch dressing on the side somehow helps with the concept of this picture.

PANERA BREAD IS LIFE!

No pregnancy. There was a pullout. ;)

Eat, Eat, Eat: A Memoir/Stomach ache

wait just a damn minute! Are you saying that you’re skeptical that a person out picking mushrooms evaded a hungry wolf for 12 hours finally using a bear to defeat it? What are your problems with this story? That the wolf seemed to have a pretty long agenda? That a competent woodsperson who could suss out a mama bear’s…

I often think about what I would do in these type of situations and tricking a wolf into getting attacked by a bear is not something I would think to do.

If “It’s Quiet Uptown” doesn’t get you, “I established the first private orphanage in New York City” will.

You had to figure something was up when Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t date her.