Bourbon vs. Scotch. Who wins?

You’re confused? Every time I read the title I do a double take because I think it’s about this guy.

Be mad at NBC because they are a shit-bag news operation on so many levels. 

Brian Williams is claiming to be the victim.

Hamilton Nolan is probably writing an article about how much the labor force of Spacely Sprockets and Gogswell Cogs are getting screwed because they aren’t allowed to form a union.

Sadly, I have to agree with you. Thank you for the perspective.

I wonder who will play Al Franken on the sketch that they don’t air about this story come Saturday night.

Well, there’s the whole “forcing his tongue down my throat” part too, but I guess that was just “childish” and “pervy”.

Oh, so that makes this OK then.

If the first thing you thought wasn’t, “Al Franken is a piece of shit.” you need to re-examine your values.

I have a dad voice story that falls in between two of the versions you wrote about.

I bet you can see the collective Deadspin erection from space after learning that Kraft was named in these papers.

Hosptial Administrator: “Dr. Grey, you are hereby stripped of all privileges to practice medicine here, and you have one hour to vacate the premises before we contact security to escort you out. You’re lucky I haven’t filed a grievance to have your medical license revoked!”

Please don’t think for a second that anyone in Boston likes this piece of shit.

How can you be surprised about Jesse Jackson? He’s sired at least one kid out of wedlock that we can account for. He’s a charlatan and a scumbag. 

I Don’t even consider Giordano’s the best chain in Chicago. Lou Malnatti’s makes fantastic pizza.

If two fans hang an anti-facism/racism banner at an MLS game and nobody sees it, did it really get hung?

It is also pliable through tight turns, and has a really big clutch that comes up big just when you need it.

Big Cat and PFT need to somehow separate themselves from Barstool so they can expand what they do beyond their Podcast.

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