This asshole doesn’t seem to get that he is juuuuust not quite good enough at basketball to demand an NBA offense be retooled around him. If he was, it would happen organically without him having to lobby for it.

Hey now, Bill Polian drafted him back in 1997, so since he knew that Aaron Hernandez was a problem waiting to happen:

But wouldn’t he quickly figure out that he’d be a 3 or a stretch 4, work like crazy to develop a three point shot, and pretty soon be a dominant wing player who is an absolute bitch to be defended by? 

Is this the hardest Red Sox team to hate?

I’m pretty sure Bob Kraft privately funded Gillette Stadium. 

I can assure you that more Bruins fans lamented the Whalers move than anyone in Connecticut.

As soon as word got out that The Browns were finished with Gordon, everyone here knew exactly what was about to happen, right?

Some-one better call top CSI detective Horatio Cainine to investigate this case.

C’mon, if he didn’t get re-upped with HBO, that would be much less content from Simmons that Deadspin could shit all over.

Yeah, but they make lots of stuff.

The Democratic party sucks and has a rotten core. It needs to fix itself, on all levels, this is a start.

So if the democrats gain power in all three branches of government and the republicans are an afterthought, things will run much more smoothly, like Chicago?

This drills down to the real core of this whole ugly situation: Thousands of Caucasian Americans trying to make a difference by forwarding a tweet and then getting back to Fortnite are being inflicted with the minor inconvenience of having their twitter accounts suspended for a short while. I am OUTRAGED!

The Deadspin staff must just be exhausted being constantly outraged all the time at everything.

I am sure this was done in the most politely Canadian way.

I guess that explains the shitty defense basketball he’s playing.

Words not to be used for the 2018 Masters Tournament:

...Coming up next, I’ll tell you about a former ESPN Radio host who has an emptiness in his soul that can’t be filled now that he isn’t broadcasting teasers going into commercial breaks anymore, and the answer will surprise you (sniff), right after this word from Bosch Icon Wipers.

I not only approve of this fight, but I think international cycling should actively encourage more fighting. Two tired and hangry cyclists beating the pelotons off each other with their $23,000 Schwinns after a grueling stage through the Pyrennes would be ratings gold.  Winning racers should be awarded a time bonus…

What worse; players transferring, or a team filled with players who hate their coach and stop giving fucks?