Question 24. How many teeth does Lanny McDonald have in his mouth at any given time? Please choose the best answer below.

Leave it to the New York Knicks to somehow find a way to take a bad sitaution, compound it with a bad solution, and then geometrically increase the bad with the solution to the solution.

Here is my ranking of plastic army men. Please advise if I am correct.

You mean, Obama, right? Because Donald Trump has not destroyed the middle class in just 3 weeks.

Mr. Cratchet,

Yes, but the important thing is that they totally pwn3d and/or eviscerated these cabinet nominees during the hearings, so everyone could flood social media with faux outrage.

Give that man a participation trophy. GJGE.

Deadspin is collectively enhancing my enjoyment of last night’s win with every new article.

Lindsey’s next column.

Deadspin’s salty tears of failure shall sustain me.

And to reduce exposure to an active combat zone.

“Well, Donald Trump is president, and I’m going to put this as objectively as I can: It has not been great.”

This should not be a big punishment for the Cardinal organization. It is not as if they more likely than not they were generally aware of deflating anything. I mean, the integrity of the game wasn’t affected by this to that degree, right?

That is an embarrassing question.

How many flyover states have you spent time in, you ignorant cur?

And just think, Hilary was set to name Robby as a senior adviser if she won.

Can we talk about how Ted Cruz took it hard to Ashley Feinberg’s tweet hole?

I guess we’ll find out tonight if Black Clothes Matter.

“C’mon, Ted! You gotta call glass on those!”

I cannot attend the superbowl, because it is my Favorite Cat’s birthday.