FFS, you’re on the lam for three decades and get pulled over 46+ times?!? Not defending this guy, but I’d be driving like a little old church lady.

The remix

His official photo immediately made me think of Vigo

Offer the child her medical history and photos of people that look like her? Introduce her to the family she didn’t know she had.

I don’t know why i’ve never seen this before it’s so great.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

It’s crazy how the right got themselves into such a white frenzy over those assholes torturing that boy on FB. The perpetrators were immediately arrested, charged with all kinds of things, including hate crimes, and most assuredly face stiff jail time. That is what is supposed to happen in a case like this, so people…

He literally said her father wasn’t a war hero because he was captured.

It would be poetic justice if he starts building the fucken wall, asks Mexico for payment, then Mexico says “We don’t need to pay you; you got paid in so much publicity, believe me. You made so much!” the way Trump talks to his creditors.

I’m kind of off topic, but two months ago I mysteriously started receiving Teen Vogue in the mail; at first I was annoyed because I’m 36 years old (with no children/teens) and wondered why I was randomly receiving this Teen magazine

WOW

But were they originally hand made by his cobbler on Saville Row? That’s what makes the difference.

What’s really cringy are those horrible Michael Kors bags with the door knocker MK medals hanging off them. Lady, that bag is canvas and there is a bin of them at TJ Maxx for $55. Take it down a notch.

100% sure President-elect Anusmouth & his VP both do.

“Noone”

My dad worked for Jerry Lewis for many years when I was a kid. We have a lot of stories, as you can guess. A number of them are about his generosity, often anonymous, often families in Harlem (my dad was the occasional bagman on those). Just a side that we saw, that doesn’t get into these things. Thought I would…

There are few better insults than “flaccid” for a man like Trump.

Nah ah. You're wrong! ...and a poo poo face!

For some reason, visions of low-slung, articulated 8-wheel-drive vehicles on sportbike tires are dancing in my head, like the proverbial sugarplums.