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Sisters of perpetual indulgence?

Who is the reader that favors it? Oh I guess it's trickster_qc

Who is the reader that favors it? Oh I guess it's trickster_qc

Wait,  did the autonomous feature take over and drive itself away while the humans were swimming?

Yeah sour grapes

Yeah cool cars but I'm tired of all this fawning over gigaexpensive toys for the 1 percent if they drive them may they crash and burn

My best relative, my grandma, was Hazel Minie Mills Callahan, I wanted to name one of my sons Hazel but neither mom would  acquiesce, although my second wife did let me name the cat Hazel.

I have never understood the appeal of MacDonald

By the looks on their faces someone has hacked their vibe butt plugs

The tat on his nose isn't even straight, maybe if she punched him she could fix that

When I was a kid in the50s both parents worked, my go too was white bread butter and white sugar 

I only have one hand and have wanted something likes this for my iPad something I can hold onto with my hook would this work?

I only have one hand and have wanted something likes this for my iPad something I can hold onto with my hook would

Same as the war on drugs, take some responsibility sheepel 

These are so fancy! When I was in hi school there was an old vw van that had a Corvair engine and trans, sound asleep

One hand and a  hook, can't beat a lever

Is that guy looking for a message on her ass?

I watched “zoo” on the recommendation of someone I think at Jezebel and int the third season the government took children from their parents equating it to the draft, first they came for the children of immigrants, but I wasn’t an immigrant....

Fancy Kristen doesn’t have a personal car washer, or for her going to the car wash is just entertainment?

“It appears that this driver failed to adhere to our standards” apparently the standards are so nebulous that a team of standard judges need to review the tape?

A special place in hell? If anyone should know, minion of satan, the rump would

My neighbor maybe five foot of nasty, has one lifted so high it has steps like a little ladder we live on a one lane street and whenever he’s driving the rest of us have to pull off into a driveway or backup as he won’t make any effort