In 65 we had a trailer with little fake cars we sat in and drove to a movie. Then driver training we drove on the freeway, speed limit 75( traffic was moving at 80 or more)at 15 that was pretty scary

Madam....you have killed this Canadian ded ded ded with that second paragraph. Actually take a bow for the rest of the story as well...LOL...

Of course,I’m sure they are all white

I love how the woman in the back is admiring the good Christian womans dress

Really what good is war if there is no reasonable profit?

And balding yeah?

NOPE. I think that must have been a cat. A good dog would have stayed and barked at the explosion.

Thanks but no. Reading it was more then enough trump watching would be too much.

Please heated towel rack.

Yeah I wonder who is stupid, I mean he won, it’s the population, there must be something in the water

Is she a kelpi? Looks a lot like my departed darling dog.

Yeah old age and drugs are confusing combination

When your confined in an areoplane with abusive uniforms in charge it all your business

Seems like there were more protesters then where people at the inauguration

Oh God! What about the brain parasites? What about the brain parasites?

My dad and I were booked to fly out of Detroit for San Francisco, the flight was delayed for half an hour and my vary impatient dad was,correctly, sure it would be cancelled.when it was and the waiting passengers rushed the ticket counter I calmed my dad I asked if I could handle it to wich he agreed. At the end of…

I haven’t flown for 35 years, but the last 4 or 5 flights I smoked pot & hash (in my seat)and snorted coke, only once did a stew warn us to stop!

Good ole galoob

But only 1 one hundred dollar bill in your money clip? Maybe this was before you out grew your fondness for mountains of snow.

Why does he always look like someone punched him in the eye?