“accidentally end up parked in a snowbank” the snow plow did it then it rained a little then froze really hard so I’m parked on ice. Did 10mph in reverse without moving. The snow around the car is like rocks, boulders too heavy to lift. I’ve got cables instead of chains but I can’t get to the wheels yet.

Throw in moving every five years or less with both of them working and you don’t know what a family is at all

I’m lead to believe a group of women living in close proximity will synchronize their monthly cycle without the physical impudence. I doubt though that it would be mesmerizing, calming or satisfying.

Tailgateing and the one he hit looks like a billboard that close so you can’t see what’s going on ahead, got hate for tailgating. Driving by the brake lights of the car in front.

I think it’s a avian rave see that other flock rushing to join in?

Sooo... Even though I’m a gimpy old man if I had one of these say on my bedroom nightstand, I could get you to come over to check it out after some drinks maybe, maybe dinner?

Wait, what movie is it?

That’s the problem with union leadership, they seem more concerned with working with management then watching out for the membership

Sure, I’ll bet the older boys would be happy to shoot a bunch of lions for their baby bro, though what with that autism and all maybe he wouldn’t know the difference.

That has the nerve to be critical of anyones’ apeal 

Well look who that’s coming from

hormonal frenzy! Yeah welcome teenagers

Cops get paid leave when they shoot someone so why not pervs?

Ha ha ha!

Man in the 60s my mom got an aluminum tree all shiny silver, Pom-Poms on the ends of the branches with a spot light that had a rotating color wheel white, red, blue and green. Wow that’s Christmas.

What? Airplane mode, dark screen, sign on screen, what’s going on here? I tend to believe the guy about rescuing the poor girl, after all he is white, he works for a big tech company and he could be living in Israel. Kidnapped into white slavery by Palestinian terrorists an obvious conclusion and all the talk about…

What? Wait a minute, how did a six year old get her moms thumbprint? Not impossible but inquiring minds want to know.

In the lead photo at first I mistook her for one of those twins.

I think he looks more like a lesbian then ever

Oh wow I’m put in my place, do you want an apology?