Mine played this song that always made her cry, doing dishes or it

Touched? Caressed! Embraced,warmed by that soft..wait sorry my wrong

Right. The exclusive broadcast rights is what is ruining the Olympics not the millinnalies

Yes. Howcould anyone imagine that she would go through all that for attention?

Does ford own Volvo? Cause I’ve heard that the cars were ford torus ?

Don't know about Coco Chanel, but didn't Natalie Wood?

I was diagnosed with dysgraphia after taking college entrance exams and I have no problem with his tweets, what’s wrong with them?

Oh I thought Alopecia

Jesus God! This drives me nuts. I got in this situation the day of the races at Sears point,it took two hours for what a week later took less then forty five min. Most of the extra time spent stopped at merging lanes( not even on the way to the race, that was bad enough over by Napa) just assholes trying to jam their…

I like that Ciel looks remind me of Caddys I grew up with fifty years, also suicide doors

So shit in your pants, you walk in the store to buy new pants or first take off the pants clean up and go in the store bottomless?

Wait...... so you mean to tell me that you’ve NEVER woken up in a ditch next to a highway wearing only underwear and socks your clothes on the ground covered in blood and vomit and the words fuck you tattooed on your forehead? There finished it for you

Wonder why nobody rushed to help him after he dropped? Even the guy that eventually showed up just stood there, Hmmmmmm.....

What? Wait didn’t he give the scoop to Billy’s Bush confounding the other NBC corespondents?

What level is it when the human drives under the robots command?

But those bombs, it doesn't look like they even blew a crater in the ground under the car

Mosquito bite? When I was there I went for a walk in the countryside and when I got back I had about 30 tics under my belt line it was awful!

I saw capoeira when I went to see John of God did you see John of God when you saw capoeira?

How did she do her hair like that ?

Dam every time I scroll through tweet beets I get shuffled off to Twitter or IG and it won't return to Jezebel then I have to start all over so it takes forever to get through them