Wait...... so you mean to tell me that you’ve NEVER woken up in a ditch next to a highway wearing only underwear and socks your clothes on the ground covered in blood and vomit and the words fuck you tattooed on your forehead? There finished it for you

Wonder why nobody rushed to help him after he dropped? Even the guy that eventually showed up just stood there, Hmmmmmm.....

What? Wait didn’t he give the scoop to Billy’s Bush confounding the other NBC corespondents?

What level is it when the human drives under the robots command?

But those bombs, it doesn't look like they even blew a crater in the ground under the car

Mosquito bite? When I was there I went for a walk in the countryside and when I got back I had about 30 tics under my belt line it was awful!

I saw capoeira when I went to see John of God did you see John of God when you saw capoeira?

How did she do her hair like that ?

Dam every time I scroll through tweet beets I get shuffled off to Twitter or IG and it won't return to Jezebel then I have to start all over so it takes forever to get through them

An old here, not sure who this”Kesha”is did I see her a few years ago on stage a barefoot hippie?

That's not the opinion of the Supreme Court

What are monthly global uniques? Tranys with a period?

I think my left foot is bigger then my right foot but maybe it's just swollen

Old here I don’t understand this snapchat thing can someone explain the salena Gomez deal?

This sounds more and more like Berlin circa 1930

These are modern times man, I’m looking at a picture screen I need more pictures

Perhaps if all the insurance companies pull out, the government would finally make Medicare available to every one-at las

But the agreved party is in the Russian mafia by the looks of the offender

I hate concepts like this just some dreamed up fantasy, can you imagine driving that how could you see where your going with those big what a”A”pillars

Ok turn it around put the bed in front with the cab in back, you know like with fishing boats, talk about loading you could just scoop things up