Thanks to Jalopnik, I know that the windshield washers on classic Volkswagen Beetles are powered by the compressed air in the spare tire.

2 Talladega 2 Nights

A movie about early 2000s rally racing or group b rally racing needs to happen! 

He took the keys with him when he left. They don’t have the funds for a new set of keys.

Dude’s been huffing his own farts for so long his brain’s forgotten what oxygen tastes like.

“all of that arrogance and cockiness that y’all have seen from me” is in the past and “God is now using him.”

Welcome to our future hellscape where every simple mechanical function has been replaced by a more complicated, less reliable, electro-mechanical system. It won’t be long until the accelerator and brake petals are soft buttons too. Unless the entire door pops open and closes automatically without any effort, I’m not…

OK Boomer.

One of the worse things I see in this report is the ignoring of the construction workers. I’m a good enough engineer to know I don’t know everything. A guy with a high school education that has actually done stuff with his hands and not just on a computer knows a lot more about how things actually work than I do. Some…

Short a tension span, then?

I agree, if anything we need more big ass rocks in more places. This country used to be full of big ass rocks, and for some reason we got rid of most of them, and now look at us.

i use this method https://iwashyoudry.com/instant-pot-baby-back-pork-ribs/ and they come out amazing every single time

Seems like you need more training. Have you tried the Mayo Clinic?

And everyone in the restaurant moved up two places in line.

The only good Kicks is one that you can’t have.... sounds about right.

1. Drive car

Time to travel 1000ft.

Let me save everyone some time. Conclusions - traction control on: Audi slightly better. Traction control off: Audi more sloppy than the others. Trade-offs abound, and no real standout winner.

You’re welcome.

Wait... lemon, or lime? The paper says lemon, you have a picture of a lemon, you say lemon and lime, but the recipe you printed says lime. I’m sensitive about this. Lemon is dull and awful and can be replaced with distilled white vinegar. Lime is life. Why ever lemon when you could lime?