my dad lived on a hippie commune, and owned a bunch of old race cars—jags, alfa romeos, mg’s, and an austin. they slowly got sold off as my parents moved around the country and had us kids. the only one i remember was a mid-70's mercedes 240D.

his biggest toilet trouble is all the shit overflowing from his mouth

a while back i replaced the engine in my 85 VW Cabrio and got a chilton manual. it basically said “Removal: remove engine. Installation: Reverse of removal.”

in mexico i’ve seen this occasionally. different speed limit signs hanging above each lane with the faster ones to the left.

yay! i guessed churro! now i gotta go check my junk email address that i haven’t checked in months to see if i won. doubt it=/

Atlanta, Georgia. apparently, it was common practice for houses built before and up through the ‘70's not to have insulation in the walls=/

i live in the south. my house only has insulation in the attic. not a single outside wall has insulation.

correction: steering wheel heaters are perhaps the greatest feature on a car.

i wanna know why the grill looks like a fat person sat on it

the only game consoles i have are a halo edition original xbox, and an original nintendo wii. think i need an upgrade?

ironically, mexico, home of guacamole and limes, doesn’t differentiate between the two. they’re both “Limón”

scrolled down to say exactly this. have my star instead.

or, we can do what other countries do, which is to make the green light start flashing a few times right before it turns yellow, which gives drivers a heads up that the light is about to change.

glad to see they’re reviving the classics

i am not ashamed to say that i still have one of these, even though my car stereo has neither a tape deck nor a cd player. it just has a usb port and an aux jack.

seriously. if anything, it teaches these clueless drivers a hard lesson to pay the f*ck attention while driving. if driving up on this rock prevents a small child from being run over in the future, then good. let drivers keep driving up onto this rock. especially if it makes them start driving more alert.

it seems Tesla should rename it to ‘Smrt Summon’

i use this method https://iwashyoudry.com/instant-pot-baby-back-pork-ribs/ and they come out amazing every single time

it’d be even more realistic if it copied your complete lack of subject-verb agreement=D