Hopefully he just takes himself out when he goes.

Nice price and then some for an ultra rare GTI. No rust or body damage, comes with the original engine, extra wheels, garage kept. You would be hard pressed to find any project/weekend car in this condition at this starting price. I'd jump on it if didn't have shell out 5k for braces on the teenager..... grrrr!.

"FIRE!!!"

That's just funny.

That's not a knife..... This! is a knife.

I had that album, among others, and played the hell out of it when I was a kid. It's good stuff.

Tasteless.... funny.

Dammit!

More Insanity.

Get out of MY lane!

Get Out of MY Lane!

Yea, that one! Also notice the side marker lights are the same shape position and colors.

Ahhhh brings me back to all the times I nailed a board to piece of firewood to make a bike ramp, doing 180's on the farm tractor because it had split L/R brake controls & launched my grandfathers quad into the air because that little hill had "just the right angle".

Jumps are all good and that, but mix rednecks, beer and a few encouraging friends with a big jump and you got a winnah!

Keep-em coming, doesn't matter, past, present, future, is of no matter. It's far more important we get these loosers off the road. well done.

From a few years ago. This is Tim, he drives an Aries.

Well what else would you do with a Yugo but throw it off a cliff?

The Landmaster from "Damnation Alley". Armored, high ground clearance, missiles, built in spare tires, pivots in the middle, hell it even floats.

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Everything you said positively, absolutely... Except #6, Have beige, love beige. But! I'm there with ya on the rest. Well done!