That's why Im here!

"Shit wipes off"

Ever eat a Big Mac while driving a stick shift in a town with tons of traffic lights without getting sauce, bits of bread and lettuce all over the upholstery??? Hard to do bud, hard to do!

Ill just leave this here!

I think it's probably more natural to think of rich kid cars as ones that are more unobtainable exotics and pricey sports cars, however I bet the reality is more like this little Corolla here. When you have the money, and you love a car, it doesn't really matter how much it costs... you can buy it... whatever it is! …

I had one of these, 3.8 v6 powered, what a piece of shit it was. you couldn't pay me 10K to even get into another one. Go back another 9 years, and then we'll talk.

What no Ford jokes???

Well there's his first mistake, he was dumb enough to pay $50K for a Ford!

Mmmm how true. It's just a good thing it wasn't a BMW either, we would never hear the end of it.

Comment: Win!

1967 Corvette Stingray, I mean really! was there really anything else???

Wrong year too!

"Medical emergency"? I've never heard of jacking off to online porn called that before! Yea right!

It's truly a great feeling to see yet another piece of shit BMW "buy it"!

Mmmmm.... yes!

This!

No AWD's? Some of us live where snow falls you know! How about a base Impreza? Less than 20 large for great traction, good mileage, reliability and not your ordinary compact.

Comment: Win!

A smarter way perhaps?!

There's nothing worse than getting killed by something you built yourself. Darwin much?