I guess Flea is more of an Irish Spring man.

The New Jeep Wrangler’s Roof May Do Three Things It’s Never Done:

Because God doesn’t apply to them?

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

Two Corinthians One Trump is the next viral video.

As long as it is totally legal, I fully support executive action in this matter. The time for Congress to act passed after they did nothing in reaction to Sandy Hook. I hope he does it and I’m enjoying this senior-itisy Obama.

Best LeMons idea ever: put a Fiero drivetrain in the back and Fiero body panels. Make sure every panel has a Pontiac badge on it. Make it a “Fiero kit car”.

Or really long control arms, long travel suspension, beefy off road tires, put on wheel fenders like a caterham and run the Baja 1000.

And it regards to that quote, he only said that because his mother did.

If it’s brown, turn it down.

Carson could never get hemorrhoids. He’s a perfect asshole.

Nope. Salty cat food casserole. Gross.

A Honda, but Jesus didn’t like to talk about it.

John 12:49- “For I do not speak of my own Accord...”

A woody?

For good measure I read this article while only using the edge of my seat.