She's got balls. Love the ashtray in the window.

I can imagine the ad now-

A house

Because they're assholes.

There was one or two of these based out of NAS Dallas while I was I was stationed there with TXANG. Always thought they were good looking aircraft.

I know where to get Pop Rocks.

I was thinking more of the buyers than the cars.

I immediately preferred these to the Lexus barges. Always thought those just looked like Japanese taxis, but the Q took some risks (comparatively) and had some performance to match. The LS was geared towards the same people buying Cadillacs at that time. Fat and soft. I'll take the Q any day over that.

So small town fun is the same all over the world...

Borgward. Just because of the name...

Needs the door in the front. Think Isetta on a barge. Gotta be able to get in and out when fully loaded.

A foolproof four-step plan!

I have found my calling...If I could figure out how to make a living doing this...

Figures the 'highest' road would be in Bolivia. (ba dum tiss)

Well, they are owned by Italians now. Viper Supeleggera?

I'd rather hear Roseanne Barr's version than this crap.

Seems legit.

Perfect way to get to school on time. The kids can sleep in a little longer while Dad does the pre-flight. Then little Jane or Johnny can grab a Pop Tart (which they can warm up en route) and take off to school with only a couple minutes to go. May even get some extra credit in Science or Aeronautics...

Are you sure? Looks like faux wood. Maybe wood paneling at best.

Rally car long jump
Frozen lake drifting
Snow covered hillclimb