I was thinking the same thing.

That he's got way more car than brains.

Looks like a Jaguar inspired by a Vega wagon. That being said, I'd grab my fire extinguisher and comfy walking shoes (odds are you're gonna need at least one) and hit the road.

I peed a little...

This guy is so casual, I was expecting him to reach over and turn on the radio. Maybe some French techno would be appropriate...

Wish I had had a teacher like this. Although there was one at my high school that drove a Golden Hawk.

1970 Citroen Type HY in the French horror film High Tension (Haute Tension en Francais)

Instead of arguing over how he made enough money to afford a Veyron, or questioning someone's humor, can't we all band together and focus on mocking this guy for driving drunk?

All money, no skill, no brains.

You will believe a redneck can fly.

Hey, ya'll watch this.

It's been done. Saw an article in Hot Rod about a guy who did just that. And he did just the bare minimum more to make it safe before going on Power Tour.

Is it wrong that my favorite part of this video is watching the keyring/keys swinging in the ignition. Makes you almost believe this thing is streetable.

This guy is a douchenozzle, but I was impressed with his ability to back that combo out of a parking garage, where most people seem to have difficulty driving in forwards.

As much as part of me wants to name something exotic, I really gotta go with the stealth option. Better to fly under the radar than try to outrun it. I'm gonna go with something in a wagon, preferably a turbodiesel. Jetta TDI in silver. Damn near invisible

Why did the Japanese guy cross the road?

Would a flower car have sidepipes? I think that's what I'm seeing.

Maybe it's just me, but I'd like to see what this looks like in an old-school lowrider style panel paint job. Growing up in south TX may have tainted me a bit.