Makes me proud to be a 'Murican.

Dude, everyone knows Ace of Cakes totally rules over this Asst Cake Manager show. The guy takes himself way too seriously, and his cakes are a pale imitation of the work done by Duff. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do an oil change or an engine swap or just burn something so I can feel like a man again.

Does anybody else think they can see a C-section scar on the blonde model leafing through a magazine? Just asking...

Fast Times paraphrased-

Where's a bird when you need one?

There's a sex joke in there somewhere...

I would like to believe that all those cars were seized because of what was done to that Viper. Looked like a reject from some bad movie and sounded horrible. For shame.

A kidney for an RS2000, the other kidney for a 288 GTO. Both testicles for a 917 or an F1.

More power to him. Seriously, he's gonna need more power.

I wish I had half the talent of a good rally driver. And an RS500 as a daily driver.

There is just something so wrong about flames shooting out the tail end of a street car, but yet so right. Make mine p***y magnet yellow for the full experience.

Unimog or Pinzgauer if I wanna be modest. M1009 if I wanna drive old school American. Stryker if I wanna make good time on the freeway.

People are promoting violence against this individual because he is being an insufferable asshole. I don't know about Canadian police officers, but it's pretty clear that the cops in the US are given no respect for doing their best to protect the citizenry, whether that be through crime prevention, arrest of…

It would probably be at or near the top of the list of most frightening cars ever, as well.

This has got to be about the ugliest car ever built. But...I would definitely drive it, if only for the WTF factor.

This thing is pure glory. Hacked together and sure to let you down at an inopportune time. Yes, please! One question, though. Why do these cars on truck chassis always have such massive body lifts? If I wanted to see that much of the frame, I'd build a tube buggy rock crawler.

Where's a pothole when you need one?

I love how he responded to the hijacking of his cartoon. He could've made it a legal issue, but instead decided to use their tactics against them. Bravo!