From now on, I will spell douchebag like this- A-W-E-S-O-M-E. Unless the person is a real douchebag. In which case... you know... the original spelling would be more appropriate.

NEW FROM RONCO!!! It slices! It dices! It makes julienne fries! Just. Like. That. Call now and we'll throw in a diesel powered Snuggie!

I'd stick with the Slant Six and avoid any inclinations to hot rod it. There's a peculiar pleasure in driving a good running, easy to maintain old car.

@tonyola: Even a Veyron would be too recognizable. Not many people would know a CCX when they see one.

@stöke, pinin' for ina: This was my first thought.

@Samuel James Reha: Not if you read it with an Irish brogue.

You shore got a purty mouth...or eight.

I had a happy ending in a Bug once. But that's a story for another time.

First thoughts on seeing the headline-

@Not sent from my iPad: a.k.a. XL Chill: I think I know this guy. Selfish bastard.

Is it wrong that I like to touch my junk while the TSA agent watches? Signed- Curious in Dallas

I want Bill to adopt my 42 year old self so some of his awesomeness will rub off on me. Bravo for the effort, sir!

@Xelmon: No hate. Personal preference is all the rage these days.

I would love to have a 35-mpg compact truck. My Ranger has been a good vehicle, but I don't get half that mileage.

I got all but 2. Very proud of myself.

I'm guessing all overpasses in Japan are really high. Apparently, most of their van owners are.

Impulsive side came up with a Lotus Seven first. Then the practical side spoke up and said 911 GT2. Cuz it's got windows and a roof.

@SerialThriller: I had a weak moment.

Rip out the Subie and drop in a big-block Chevy. Instant wheelie machine. Just sayin'

But I would love to see it in person.