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EXACTLY!!!! Or mechanical damage should be the default setting on GT5. That will teach these darn kids to stop driving like they think they're ken block! #RableRableRable

That is the most ignorant post on this article.

But he agrees with my religious believes about abortion and school education. Surely I don't want to risk eternal afterlife damnation, anger my god, doubt creationism and vote for the baby killing party.

Hilariously, Corker tried to parse what he said:

Can't hear you down there in 11th place nerd.

C'mon, where's the creativity? Buy a car and resell at the end, recovering most if not all your money a la Top Gear. Ok, so say you're from Canada or the US, you want somthing domestic, right? Show you're pride! Behold - a Chevy Blazer! In Russia! I don't know where in Russia, but driving there is half the fun right?…

Died from death? Yeah...that'll get you every time.

Sure. How would secession effect our country.

About a year ago I ran into a close childhood friend I hadn't seen in several decades. We instantly managed to recognize each other despite this long passage of time and we soon began to ask about what the other had been doing all these years. Almost immediately, he proudly said that he is one of the highest ranking…

No, sorry, the Tea Party has always bee made up of rah-rah America Is Better Than Your Country And So Are Its People, Speak English Or Get Out, Arabs Is Terrorists, racist redneck assholes.

Ah yes, not a racist, just has opposed the VRA and Civil Rights Act because "State's rights", which, as we all know from our teachings on the War of Northern Aggression, is not racist.

Yeah, it's not like Ron Paul put his name on a newsletter that ran extremely racist screeds or anything, right? Naw. Never happened.

Still very suspicious when your dick is out.

So... this is an exorbitant identity theft scam. Got it.

WOW... God damn HOLY shit. You religious people are so contradicting. So you can curse all you want but when it comes to GOD its a goddamn SHITSTORM.

So you're saying that I'm going to have to get a more powerful car if I want shitty fuel economy? DAMMIT.

What? It's a horse sniffing its own fart. What more do you want?