Them O’Driscoll boys never saw it comin’.

Unfortunately, Tom Cotton and I were both ready for this contingency. smdh 

I don’t understand why all CEOs (or whatever his job title is now) aren’t paid this way.

Just which rails have you been riding, Thomas?

Thomas the Crank Engine.

I wouldn’t worry about bullies. He’ll just outrun them.

They considered putting him in jail, but were ultimately just flattered someone trusted a Dodge/Chrysler product’s build quality enough to go that fast in the first place.

If you hit the potholes fast enough...

Saw something similar happen once. Worked in a kitchen with an overhead vacuum system to suck all the oil out of the deep fryers.

At a car show in late 2015 I saw a trar with an El Camino body.

I heard Karma’s a bitch.

Jeeze. How many Kia Souls did that dude leave with after that trade-in?

I think this is a radical misread. Dude who rage-quit lost a sponsor. Kyle Larsen’s gonna lose his ride.

Lived in family housing on a college campus in ‘99.

I genuinely love vans, but being able to reach up and over the rails to grab shit out of the bed makes is a really nice feature (so long as I’m the one grabbing stuff, and not one of my shady-ass neighbors).

It really is a thing. Between these issues and people failing to make sure that the headlines are properly aligned, my retinas are slowly being burned out by oncoming morons here in rural somewhere.

I kind of remember a lot of small-ish pickup trucks with absurdly huge whip aerials in the mid-2000s. I always assumed they were hams (pun not intended), but who knows...

As I was reading, I was wondering if those private planes had different color schemes for each cabin.

People don’t even buy cars anymore. It offers the same business advantages of being the leader in external-combustion technology.

I was totally on the fence until a late-90's photo of Kirsten Dunst scowled me into compliance while speaking about herself in the third-person. (?)