Or your roommate’s.

In the clip, Hikakin said that even though he’s fully stocked for two decades, he would still use toilet paper so sparingly that it would probably last thirty years.

Dunno why, but it’s totally working for me. I kind of wish the regular Conti had some of these texture elements to break up those slab-sides.

That Tweet, though...

My neighbor got one, and I finally had a chance to look close.

Good. I was really worried that I didn’t have enough reasons to hate the Stroll’s and Racing Point until now.

Did they hate Bill Clinton? I feel like the political leanings of blue-collar white people looked quite a bit different in the late 90s.

Am I the only one who would play an “Infested Kerrigan” game a la Bloodborne where she had to fight her way through to assert dominance over a brood?

There’s some debate about the requirement. Current regulations say 10 nmol/L, but 5 nmol/L has been proposed as a new threshold. 

Ah yes. The Ferrari GT-One (TS040) by Scuderia Glickenhouse.

Damn, Cooter, is that you?

Jeeze... that header image... at least we know the keys won’t stick to the fishbowl?

That, my friend, is what we call a very sustainable business model.

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Force him to eat a can of WD-40? You’ve probably fed him for the rest of his life.

Surprised she didn’t just go for the full blast, “Bless your hearts!”

For a southern-fried evangelical, that’s the big guns on passive aggression.

This here’s Jalopnik. There’s only one type of dirty flap we recognize.

Jeeze... Surprised the British government didn’t refurb that bad boy to haul all of their shit off of the EU’s front yard.

I rented these not too long ago. I can’t say it was an awesome drive, but it did kind of feel like one the last, honest-to-god trucks.

Had some friends sneak out to watch him practice in the Indy car at Sebring.

They said he was real fast but a bit loose. Definitely a steep jump from supercars to open wheel. Could be a recipe for lots of podiums and lots of DNFs.

Either way, it’ll be exciting to watch.

Why does that look like a mid-American donkatsu sandwich?

Regardless, I need that shit in my life immediately.