I guess I was the only one who read the joke completely differently. It’s difficult to unify a political group when the voters are fragmented into so many different subpopulations, each with their own slightly needs and demands. How do you create a platform that threads dozens of needles? (And not just gendered…

Easy there, Crispin. Your reasonable analysis might derail areyoukiddingmekids’ irrational need to blame anyone and everyone who wasn’t their preferred candidate for the electoral loss.

Rampaging Kinja accounts notwithstanding, I’d be incredibly curious to see just what the DNC’s post-mortem on this election turns up.

What about people who don’t want to cross streams? What about those crazy folks who want to be able to pull into their driveways consistently? Will it work for them, too?

‘The world’s first hyper GT’? Bugatti and the VW AG may have something to say about that.

Ooh! Are we allowed to submit entries? This E30 M3 came across my Craigslist today.

In my mind, this is what all Aveo drivers must look like.

It’s the pre-emptive outrage in an otherwise sad situation that’s irritating as shit.

I agree that critiquing a highly-accomplished fighter pilot based on gender would be bullshit, but why get angry based on suspicions that someone might say something...

SJWs have become their own reason for existence. I mean this…

That guy is ridiculous, but damn, he’s tough. That was a big hit...

That white wagon, though.... “Nein! Nein! ‘Zis is not playtime, you clumsy oaf! I am a seerious moto ka, not for slideeng ever!”

19Bozzy92 is the king of YouTube car engine noise clips. He’s got magical powers or something.

This is far and away the best piece I’ve ever encountered on Jezebel. Great research, a moving writeup, and a truly thought provoking perspective. Outstanding!

It really isn’t. The dilemma Comey faced was that they ALSO broke policy months ago when he officially “closed the investigation” to help push the whole email thing into the collective rearview mirror. Ordinarily they don’t say anything one way or the other, but once one thing was said back then, another thing had to…

And the ones from the late 90s were so pretty, too...

I actually really like how those Cadillacs look. The price point and their ad campaign featuring Johnny Douchebag did them in, though. If they upsized that body and tossed a small-block in it rather than that stupidly slab-sided CTS-V coupe that we got? Oof... 

Pretty sure Toyota owners would totally be on board for the floor mat traction control...

Probably a dumb question (or one that has been covered elsewhere), but for our young man in the Fiesta ST, Does the term matter if you’re planning on making over payments from month to month? Let’s say he doubles the monthly payment every month and (bad math, I know) pays off his 84 month term in 48 months.

I like that even the zombie drivers are still wearing their gloves.

Gah... I wonder if he needs a special harness...

I’m sure people have asked this before, but what if we flip the script? Rather than kids running into the road forcing a choice between hitting the truck or hitting the kids, what if the truck comes into your lane, forcing the car to either remain where it is for a fatal head on collision or swerve onto the shoulder…

Those things are cadillacs in name and shape only. They’re really impressive under the hood.