Is there a minigame where you can jack up rent in the Tenderloin and push multigenerational families out to Vallejo? Fits perfectly with the game’s theme.

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

I want to go to the bunny ranch or one of the ranches but they dont advertise their prices, they cant legally. ALL escort options are mostly illegal and i dont want to end up in prison or out of 300$ i dont have and get nothing for it.

I never understood how a guy could fumble with opening a condom wrapper. For me, it’s the equivalent of NASCAR pit crews putting a new tire on the car because it’s business time goddamnit!!

Shut your stupid fucking mouth, you trust fund, nepotistic, born into privilege, entitled, condescending, disingenous, pretending to be Mexican, piece of shit.

why don’t you just eat sugared butter if that’s all you’re after?

Many years ago I lost my first baby to SIDS. This was a couple weeks after her first round of vaccinations. A person pointed this connection out to me shortly after the funeral. I hit that person in the face.

Aside from being posted yesterday, this video demonstrates just how good the Z06s traction and stability control are. Seriously there were so many moments where the douche driving should have killed himself and everyone else in the world, but the car was like ‘nah I got you.’

Agreed.

On the contrary: I'd figure that all the Hundred Years War widows would be a good excuse to allow for polygamy / legal mistresses / other such BS. I mean: not to mention that ye olde medieval war widows would be "sorority chick" age anyway, since people often married at 15 or so back then. I can just imagine this...

And an Italian Accord. Haha. *sticks out tongue*