Ooh look at this article on the TSA stuff, I've been prtty interested in this issue lately...

@NuevoLeon aka MiRod407: You sir are a saint.

Rube Goldbergs Heimlich machine?

@aeiluindae: Yeah, but that's no fun to imagine. It's better to to picture it as one of the premier sports in the 2188 Summer Olympics on Mars, only exeeded in popularity by Hyper Pole-Vault and Segway Harness Racing.

Sooooo, no videos of anyone on these on a trampoline? I guess the future probably had something to do with that because screw the large haldron, I'm sure combining those two is the same as dividing by zero.

Can it be a telephone poll? Worked for Jason Todd.

@Golem100: I love in WWZ that the people from different nationalities have different names from them. The Canadians and the Brits call them "Zedheads" because for them it's "zed" not "zee".

@zacarious: AMEN

I was hoping to see the Miller cycle engine. Five strokes (kinda)!?!?

FlairHair replaces the ? before Profit.

WHAT THE FUCK. This is so awful. Goddamn it, I'm sitting at my desk gnashing my teeth here.

@Super Chill English Bro: AMEN

Car Salesman: Yeah, the Bronco's been discontinued. We're trying to shed that whole fugitive-on-the-run thing. This is the Escape.

Well this is sad.

@themightyspitz: GENIUS!

You know, my hero fantasies usually just involve me punching out a terrorist on a plane. This is going to take them to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

Clear flip phone? That's cool.

Ohhh I thought it was an app that let you shoot lazers at people and then punch them in the head. Dissapointing.

Thanks a lot Toyota. I've seen more recalls in the last year than I have in the previous six I've spent as a service advisor.

You always see people being accused of buying vehicles that are an extension of their penises. If that was true, wouldn't you see a lot of the actors from Japanese tentacle porn driving around in the vehicle from the first image?