Hey Salley, was the bellman wear a red fur coat, carrying a gold cane, and named Sweet Jimmy Fantastic? If not, I think you might have been asking the wrong person for prosties.

As someone who works in the service department of a dealership, I see this ALL THE TIME. Chewed up wiring, poop everywhere, rotting mice in intake manifolds / heater inlets / on top of trannys.

If you thought people were saying print media was dead before...

@Nivenus: Magneto? Magneto.

Yeah, libertarian this or that, fire department needs dependable income, no-one wopuld pay if thye could get away with pay as needed service, etc. All valid arguments.

@OCEntertainment: penii?

It's nice that they replied so promptly and so candidly. You'd expect a mile of adspeak and no real acknowledgement of any smell in an email recieved weeks later, but this was pretty good. "yeah it smells, not poison. fuggaboudit." Though I'm sure the @gizmodo.com helped.

4chan is going to ruin this project.

The final chapter of the gore-horror trilogy: The Hills Have Robot Eyes

Drew Magary, you are such a slut.

Seeing as this is Jalopnik, I want to be the first (of probably many) to say it: Miata. I can already drive under most parking lot arms with the top down, RR it and I'll be able to get through most mail slots.

Wow the front end of that new S2000 looks really... wait, what booth is this? LOTUS!? I'm so lost, why are all the signs in this show written in Freedom?

So what you're gonna need to do is get a friend one as well, then chest bump / high five for ultimate dudeness.

Ask him to wear a Deadpin hat on 30 Rock.

I think you'd be able to pull it off, but you'd have to have purple hair and a single giant eye.

In the drawings on possible applications of the exo couldn't they have put one, JUST ONE, picture of the unit fighting a queen Alien? Is that too much to ask? Come on, don't they want to see any sales at all?

@DinosaurRevenge: Tied to horses? I'd rather see a pack of Segways tied to a chariot, towing a rich dude (Or Hedonismbot) around. Preferably while weilding a whip.

@MagicTrackpad: Roe V. Wade?

VCR V. Beta.

What the what! What are those flavours of A&W and Dr. Peppers? I've never seen any of those up here in Canada! All we have is Maple Syrup Pepsi and Beaver Fever Mountain Dew :(