I love number seven, saying the corner of the box can be especially damaging to the face or temple. Check out the accompanying picture, I don't know about any else here but that's not where my face is.

@m_9: Especially damning for Apple were reports that in some cases the weapon used was not a rifle but instead ninja throwing stars.

NO EFFING WAY. I hate hate hate having anything in my pockets, and the fact that I can have a music player and a camera and a phone and etc. in one thing in my pocket is a godsend. I'm can't wait for it to be the future and my phone is also my car keys and my wallet and my girlfriend and it's all inserted into my eye…

THANK GOD it has a loop for all my cell phone hangy thingys. Ever since I got my iPhone I've been trying to find a plce to put all my Winnie the Pooh figurines.

Tangentially related, when I worked for MINI an elderly english couple came in to look at cars, she loved the look of the car and he seemed non-commital. The salesperson brought them over to service (where I worked) because they had some questions about repair costs. She asked a couple questions and when she walked…

DOTS: Hades Edition

Say what you may about Kanye West, this was an honest outpour from a man who is obviously very OMG HOODIES ARE OVER!?! WHY AM I JUST FINDING THIS OUT NOW?!

Original red Power Ranger: Now an adult film star? Confirm or deny?

I'm glad (almost) all of the cars on the list have names that are just cool, as opposed to something that means something cool.

@jizMondo: Found it. Incubus - Oil and Water.

@jizMondo: Great, now I need an appropriate ringtone for THAT. What do you think, something by Muddy Waters?

@Zinger314: Hell yeah it is! It's time for people to stand up to the man and stop letting him push the little guy around!

I swear to God, every time I think the world is finally getting better, with the US pulling out of Iraq (kinda) and the BP well plugged up, I read something like this and realize that no, I must have died at some point and gone to hell.

@AnthonyG123: Maybe Canon won't invite Giz to any more of their press events where they reveal their magical revolutionary devices.

I like when Jobs says "you can use it for athletics" but it comes out of his mouth like "you can use it for doing, you know, that sports stuff. Like with a ball or something? Or maybe running for some reason? You know, jock stuff."

@thegreatpablo: I know right?

I hope it has Sense. Oh well, I guess we'll have to wait until it is announced to find out.

Any "Special Edition" PT Cruiser. "Ugh look that guy is driving a PT Cruiser. Well, maybe it's a rental or a loaner car. No wait, rental places never have the special editions, only the bare bones ones. Oh my god, I think that guy bought that. I think he was looking for a new car and out of all the cars out there, all…

@Dunny0: As soon as I read the title of this article I thought of Heinlein...

I can't wait until this is in my cellphone! I've always thought the pics of me icing my bros and crummy-bathroom-lighting nude shots had way too low of resolution.