They are going to be so embarrassed when they see this article...

@Nuke Dukem: The following is guaranteed BS:: Absolutely not! How dare you accuse me of stealing copyrighted material! I'll sue you!

Pssh, that's what you get for putting your money in one of those sinful banks. I keep my cash stuffed in my mattress, just as the good Lord intended.

@fury161: But they gotta pay...

No PalmOS?

@xaronax: Doesn't everyone say Apple products never get viruses?

@Murdermonkey: It was her, I think the PayPal thing caught her eye. She uses eBay a lot to buy things that look like the Lord. She has a considerable amount of baby Jesus shaped potatoes in her house.

Jeez I'm sorry for the previous post everyone. I forgot I was signed in and my grandmother was using my computer.

OH MY GOODNESS, WHAT IF YOUR PHONE IS IN YOUR PURSE AND IT ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKS AGAINST SOMEONE ELSES? YOU COULD BE ROBBED!

I suspect if this was the other way around the title of the article would probably have read like "Hero Channels Rosa Parks, Starts iMancipation Revolution"

waitaminit. Does the second still show that the user has a meeting with Vicky Vale?

@matt_mcmhn: That's because girl are bad at science.

@hanchan07: I know right? I'm thinking Comic Sans, because no-one can be taken seriously in that font anyway.

This must be a pretty big deal. The Apple I know is usually very conservative in the way they describe their products and services.

I gotta say, a couple of years ago there was a never-intended-for-production concept for a new Bronco, and it was a one-way ticket to boner town.

@Maave: SSSHHHHH!!! You can't mention them here, they hate that! They're gonna spam Giz's pants off! Just ask the guys at Jalopnik.

@DonLuc: I'm waiting for the "Free Brake Replacement Because My Civic's Brakes Lasted Way Longer" bill.

@Charlie Jane Anders: The worst part for me was that the wiki article mentions that after he was diagnosed with HIV there is never any clarification as to whether he got it from Hemo Goblin or from, you know, being a gay.

So I wiki this Extrano character and find this little tidbit - He was infected with HIV by an AIDS-vampire called Hemo-goblin.

@13enster: Hey 13enster, THANKS A LOT for the crappy advice. My battery totally exploded all over the inside of my oven. My tater tots taste AWFUL now.