@Fodder650: That's actually what all us Canadian men look like. Super pale Jersey Shore actors.

I can't wait for this tech to develop. I'm sick of keeping my phone in the freezer to conserve battery life. The frozen metal keeps sticking to my ear.

They better time the production right, I heard she is a nightmare to work with during her annual period.

@pauljones: WELL SAID. A refreshing change from the knee-jerk antipathy this car (and many like it) often receive.

@talkingstove: Care to expand on those theories? When our cat is in heat it will go after ANYTHING, boy cat, girl cat, the dog, a pillow, you name it.

Query: How many people who have never experienced the reception issue are going to try for a new phone? And if you haven't and you are, why?

I gotta say, Kitty Pryde zooming through the Earth in a giant bullet while Emma Frost is giving her props (Hot Tub Time Machine-style title shout-out not withstanding) brought a serious tear to my eye. Yeah she didn't die, but still one of my personal top five comic "deaths".

It's not that big of a deal. If they screw up their paint they can just get Jalopnik to advocate to the dealer for them by lighting the internet on fire.

@tedknaz: Probably. I just got an image in my head of Doctor Claw typing out villainous analyst reports.

Doesn't this analyst report kind of become a self-fulfilling prophesy?

It's like a "fuck you" to the eyes...

What about novelty horns? Sooooo dated. And why does it seem like there is only one song option (La Cucaracha)? It's a horn, not an iPhone text message alert.

@JakeMG: YES! Awesome Insp Gadget reference!

Ooohh look at this, that time capsule of jokes I buried in 2003! Let's see what we've got in here, ok, how about this one...

@m4ximusprim3: Saw it.

THAT'S TOTALLY DUMB, HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO TELL WHERE YOUR APPS ARE, WHAT IF I WANT TO SHAZAM THAT NEW EMIN...

@PDQ2: A Chrysler one. Feels like I'm bartending on the Titanic sometimes haha.

@pejer: Meh, I don't know about that. Why didn't Wal-Mart cover it when my car got broken into in their parking lot? Or the city of Seattle when when my car was hit-and-ran on their street?

As someone who works in the service department at a dealer, here's how this is coming across: "Oh no, something bad happened to my car! Well obviously I have no responsibility for this because the customer is alwauys right, so I'm going to make a stink for something that in any other venue would be MY problem."

BarCards: Absolutely NOT endorsed by Gray Powell.