Slight tilt of the head?

Getting signed by Ferrari: One of very few things proven to actually induce puberty.

They rarely instigate it but talk smack about a Miata near a straight male owner of one and you'll spend the next while learning more than you'll ever want to about 50/50 front rear weight balance, racing pedigree, nimble handling and how you obviously don't know anything about cars so why don't you just shut up?

@justinpe: That's a dealbreaker ladies!

Poor Jaguar. That E-Type is going to haunt them like the former physique of a mid-40 year old mom.

Is there some kind of alligator-pit-spanning jump that isn't shown in the image? That must be what it is.

@Sunburn_summer: Truth. I was trying to figure out why that was so jarring to read, it was disconcerting but I couldn't figure out why like seeing Santa eat a hamburger.

So you see these fantastical yacht designs all the time, how many of them are actually produced? %50? %5? -%10?

@sneakypoo: Oh man, I have a terrible time with that stuff (probably because I didn't have any Lego as a kid). I always end up with an extra leg for the table or build an 18th century Dutch windmill when I'm trying to make a tv hutch.

The bad: Self assembling robots gain awareness and take over the world.

It's nice to see BMW, after years of bloat, trying to do something about the weight of their vehicles...

Yikes, that second image is just... graphic.

@bonestock94: Kurt Hummel's vehicle of choice.

@Desu-San-Desu: THREE TIMES!? I thought I had up to forty-eight shakes before it's considered a sin. That explains all the arrests...

@B-Sel: Hmm, maybe the earth has one somewhere...

What it should say is "In the event of a spill, please spread blame for responsibility while trying to stuff your hair and golf balls into pump nozzle.

I'm looking for some moonlighting work, I don't really know tech that well but I AM pretty tech. I can take notes with my finger (which is also a pen) as long as I don't mix it up with my other finger (which is also a laser). Don't worry, that rarely happens. I'm also quite tall (when I need to be) so I can get the…

@Insecur1tyGuard: True. And they do get the Focus RS...