She was She-Hulk.

“Bitch please, you’ve been to space.”

Courtesy Reddit (or wherever Reddit got it from):

...has a bit of a water-theme going on, with its front end “inspired by rolling waves” and the seats incorporating a “waterfall” design, according to GM’s press release.

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

He would have killed and eaten Kobe.

I assumed it would be like this:

Chris Paul? I usually blame Chris Paul. 

“You wanna be in the next memo, putz?”

The real death lineup is the friends we make along the way.

The Rockets are fully the most unlikeable team in the NBA.

I saw the all girl team-up starting to happen, and did a eye roll of epic proportions. In my head, I was like “really?!!!”.

Then I look down and to my right at my 6 year old daughter and she leaps to her feet with her fist in the air and high-fives my wife.

At least we’re finally getting an answer to “what would it look like if an entire organization was the old lady who complained to the HOA about your lawn?”

This shit is air tight. If there’s anything that will DEFINITELY sway the refs to your side, it’s trying to public question their ability to do their job.
I expect Jame Harden to get assessed two straight technicals in game 2, which his balls impede the landing of Draymond Green’s foot.

It’s amazing that in that second quote they are complaining that Harden WASN’T called for a foul. I mean, if they want the refs to call every bit of incidental contact Harden makes a foul, I’m sure the league could accommodate them, but having their best player foul out eight minutes into the first quarter seems like…

The one sentiment I can definitely now agree with is that a champion Rockets team certainly would be the worst thing to happen to the NBA. 

How she found them exactly isn’t answered, unless you assume the “Where’s Fury?” scene at the end of Captain Marvel has already happened before the start of Endgame.

The greatest trick the Rockets ever pulled is making half the league Warriors fans for two weeks. 

It may not have the beauty and purity of Magic/Bird, but I still love it.