Zero sympathy for a pair of professional flop merchant crybabies who play the basketball equivalent of Let Me Speak To Your Manager and apparently have never heard of the boy who cried wolf. Let them lose in 4.

James Harden can eat a whole bag of dicks.

While shooting a potential game-tying three, Harden tried to get a close-out foul called against Draymond Green and jumped forward about four feet so that he would land against his defender.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

Be fair here...

When things get into the several thousand dollar mark, weird goofy things become cool, just because they are weird and goofy.

So if this thing was listed for what I think is a fair price- Approximately $2800 plus a used ipod nano and a sack of potatoes, I would definitely consider buying it.

Key word is…

It appears that the Easter bunny is, in fact, real AF

Sorry that you’re unfamiliar with how current NBA officiating standards work as compared to the biddy league or intramural games you officiate. Have to confess, I don’t know what the rules there are! But what about the NBA rules?

Seriously, beards are as old as mankind minus three-to-five weeks, depending on the man.

*fixed

You get an oil cooler to go in place of the Intercooler

How nice of you to join us, Lori. For the record, do you have a a preference for the color of your prison uniform?  The fans want to know.

If they don’t want it to go to trial, and they don’t want their daughters to be put on the stand, why the hell are they claiming Not Guilty? Jesus, people are stupid.

I wonder if he has ever considered raking the fire?

I wanted to slam my head against the table when the commander-in-cheeto was tweeting about using firefighting drop-planes to fight the blaze. You don’t need my 8 years as a firefighter to have the common sense to realize what kind of damage that much mass does to a structure. Not to mention, there is a reason why you…

The Warriors will probably defend Giannis the same way they defended LeBron: “You can have anything you want but no one else on your team is getting anything and then we’ll see how you feel in the 4th quarter.”

I’ve been a Warriors fan for a long time (I’m 35, went to my first Warriors game when I was in...4th grade? I had a signed Adonal Foyle shirt somewhere, though it may have been lost in a move) and remember desperately wanting the Kings to win in the early 2000s.

But the absolute cruelest thing a pitcher can do is smoke three guys with one 99 mph fastball.

Yes, unlike the NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, NCAA, and Pro Tennis circuits, which are all proletarian exercises in egalitarianism, appealing first and foremost to the poor person in all of us sitting in the Poverty Suites at our publicly funded stadiums and arenas.

Imagine saying something so confidently and being so wrong.  You should head to a muni course on the weekend some time.

I wish the aliens from xenomorph were real so that we could impregnate every single person against safe legal abortion with the alien baby and make them carry that shit to term till it tears out their fucking chests.