I mean, you’re the guy writing for a sports news website and I’m just an internet commenter avoiding doing actual work on a Wednesday morning, but I get the sense that Magic had literally nothing to do with LeBron getting to the Lakers - LeBron went to the Lakers because it was the best fit for him, his business, his…

The lesson in all of this is, of course: NBA Organizations, stop hiring NBA celebrities to do jobs that aren’t celebrity jobs and require real work and dedication. I’m looking at you, Knicks and Lakers.

Despite all those failures, he remains positive...

Does he just say “Fuck it!” and take Durant’s place on the Warriors?

What did you think? Straight pipes and cat delete... of course it would be loud. 

I usually wait until others have commented on it and I thank all of you have watched it so I can safely say, “No thanks, I’m good.”

“DAMN.”

I’ve learned that there’s a wide disparity in the meaning of the words “graphic video.”  For anyone who hasn’t watched yet, this is towards the “I can’t eat lunch now” end of the spectrum.  How awful.  

I mean, if you can do 100 pushups/situps/squats and a 10k run then you’re already in pretty damn good shape.

“They also burned coaches...”

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

I would never order pizza from LA, not even “for fun.”

Or thirteen beers.

Aka the “I’m brave enough to order a first-year FCA product” badging.

Foster care? Well of course they are out of control.

Subaru wore it better:

Register that Veryca for business use, then you can deduct the annual fees from your income tax. That’s how all the farmers do it, and it’s why alot of them have their license plate numbers written in huge block letters on the back door.

Not ugly. Plus you could change the nose to B Y T M E.

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves?