Yes, unlike the NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, NCAA, and Pro Tennis circuits, which are all proletarian exercises in egalitarianism, appealing first and foremost to the poor person in all of us sitting in the Poverty Suites at our publicly funded stadiums and arenas.

Imagine saying something so confidently and being so wrong.  You should head to a muni course on the weekend some time.

Jeanie’s goal is to show the world that yes, women can suck at these types of jobs just as much as their half-wit brothers can.

I think you just came up with the only idea worse than just making her a Skywalker. :)

THE RISE OF SKYWALKER?! If the Skywalker they’re talking about is Rey -- after they did the best thing they possibly could by freeing her of that shackle and making her her own character -- then I’m out.

YES... CRACKPOT TIME, the emperor as a dark side force ghost, so cool

Yeah, Ian McDiarmid came out on stage after they rolled the trailer the first time to say “Roll it again” in his evil voice. So... That’s something.

That was Palpatine laugh right? 

I wish the aliens from xenomorph were real so that we could impregnate every single person against safe legal abortion with the alien baby and make them carry that shit to term till it tears out their fucking chests.

I mean, you’re the guy writing for a sports news website and I’m just an internet commenter avoiding doing actual work on a Wednesday morning, but I get the sense that Magic had literally nothing to do with LeBron getting to the Lakers - LeBron went to the Lakers because it was the best fit for him, his business, his…

The lesson in all of this is, of course: NBA Organizations, stop hiring NBA celebrities to do jobs that aren’t celebrity jobs and require real work and dedication. I’m looking at you, Knicks and Lakers.

It took a worldwide collaboration of telescopes, the Event Horizon Telescope (EHT), in order to find it.

Despite all those failures, he remains positive...

Does he just say “Fuck it!” and take Durant’s place on the Warriors?

What did you think? Straight pipes and cat delete... of course it would be loud. 

I usually wait until others have commented on it and I thank all of you have watched it so I can safely say, “No thanks, I’m good.”

“DAMN.”

I’ve learned that there’s a wide disparity in the meaning of the words “graphic video.”  For anyone who hasn’t watched yet, this is towards the “I can’t eat lunch now” end of the spectrum.  How awful.  

...and then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.

Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. And there is only one Captain Marvel.