How about a show of hands from people who live near a decommissioned naval air station and consider the base closing one of the best things that ever happened to their quality of life and the resale value of their home?

Don’t forget the GOP/NRA want her to have a gun in the classroom.

Nothing screams “I belong to a more intelligent race” like using your own picture on the barely-pseudonymous Twitter account you use to post white nationalist nonsense.

It drifts! It will ‘baby’! It will....NOT fit in my garage. CP

“Eurobeat Intensifies” has never been more appropriate.

Like a boss bus.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

Speaking of sad things, look at this picture, which remains the saddest picture I have ever taken:

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

“I really hate Chinese people. I hate them so much that I’m going to risk alienating the NBA’s fastest growing fan base, my current pocasting side-gig, and any future hopes at a future in media so that I can sneak this insult into a Chinese New Year greetings video that 400 people are probably going to actually watch.…

Mostly thumbs.

How did we become the dominant species?

Because the NRA doesn’t represent gun owners as much as they represent gun manufacturers.

As an avid hunter and someone who owns guns these types of situations piss me off. Why can’t we have some tighter controls on guns? Why cant we expand the background checks? I cant stand the NRA and refuse to join them because of how extreme their stance is. Work with people to find some sort of common ground instead…

Me: One trick Pony! clap clap clapclapclap

Man, if I had abs like that and symmetrical nipples I’d go shirtless no matter what too.

Lindsey Graham, is that you?

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

it is because they are ugly