Fuck Joey Porter. He’s an asshole and I hope he gets his balls gnawed off by weasels.

Trumper

You sound like you wear a XXXL Polamalu jersey to job interviews

The Steelers are one of, if not the dirtiest teams in the league. Other teams might have one or two questionable guys Bengals(Burfict, Jones), Dolphins(Suh), Broncos(Talib) but from top to bottom the Steelers are loaded up with shitsbags like Shazier, Mitchell, Harrison, Wallace etc.

...And then you have their coaches…

I absolutely cannot wait to see the Patriots skullfuck the Steelers in Gillette this postseason, as is tradition. Fans like you are why.

Pittsburgh. That’s how.

It’s quite illegal by the letter of the NFL rule book, but Steelers fans can’t read, so this was inevitable.

Gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Steelers fans will defend this.

Coruscant, now that’s a great planet. 5,000 levels. We’re gonna have even more levels, the best levels. And then we’re gonna build a wall, and the Tusken Raiders are gonna pay.

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

yep thats what we did. made a 3 day weekend out of it. Novel, original jokes be dammed! (throws snowball at santa)

And people wondered why I didn’t have the NFLPA involved in my lawsuit.

My sister met him once at a bar and said he was gorgeous in person, yet incredibly friendly and humble and gracious. Plus he’s supposedly super smart/went to Georgetown I think? There are celebs who definitely bother me more for sure.

I don’t think Hall of Fame voters, that group of old white traditionalist males, cared the slightest bit that Jim Bunning was a Republican Senator. Curt’s only getting shit on because he spends his retirement repeatedly going out of his way to publicly and gratutiously insult large groups of people. Worst of all, as…

Given Trump’s post-election actions, I’m sure they feel as dumb as we think they are.

The idea that any game, apart from E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial and Superman 64, can objectively be called a “shit game” is so incredibly navel-gazing in its arrogance that I’m kind of sad that I need to point it out for you.

I’ve disliked a few entries in the FF line myself (particularly VIII and XIII), but that…

Truly, it is the end goal of every erudite edgelord to command the attention of the plebs they so deplore; alas, the focus of the unwashed masses is a fickle, flighty thing, prone to be distracted by shiny objects and liking things they like irrespective of the opinion of the enlightened elite.

Or, y’know, sad folks…

Maybe I can meet my future wife in No Man’s Sky..

Katy Perry's agent still thinks she should go by the stage name "Upper Deck."